a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
urinatings:
i hate getting attached to people bc i literally never stop thinking about them
"Do you ever think about all the people who you might have fallen in love with if only you’d taken a different way home or stood a little longer in the bread aisle at the supermarket? All the people who might have been an integral part of your life but instead you’ll never know them. The unimaginable impact that our mundane choices have on our lives really gets to me. Think of how many times I might have died if I’d made different choices. Maybe I’d be homeless. Maybe I’d be famous. Maybe I’d be rich. Sometimes I’m so overwhelmed by the impact of my choices that I can’t choose anything at all because I’m afraid today will be the day that I make the choice that changes everything."
esexist:
yeah there are a lot of fish in the sea but how many have low standards
Reblog if Billie Jean is not your lover
mjperv:
michaelsbadpyt:
peacelovemichael:
xbitemeslowlyyx:
She’s just a girl
Who Claim’s That I Am The One.
But The Kid Is Not My Son
*kick spin, crotch grab*
kouharens:
IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE YOUR LOVE„,
