HOW DO I MAKE THIS REAL LIFE
The most disappointing thing about the Into The Woods movie is that Milky White is going to be a real cow not a plastic one.
Prophecies from Percy Jackson and The Olympians & The Heroes of Olympus
God I forgot how much I love these awkward twin dorks with their goofy sweaters and supernatural conspiracies.
Just a bunch of baby otters snuggling
*whispers* Mulan, Merida, and Rapunzel didn’t have men saving them
*regular voice* Lilo and Nani’s sisterly love for each other was a big point in their movie
*slightly aggravated voice* Enchanted questioned marrying a man you hardly know
*shouting* FROZEN ISN’T THE FIRST MOVIE TO HAVE THESE POINTS
People don’t appreciate enough that Hogwarts had a giant squid in the lake. Not another magical beast. Not even a normal squid with magical properties. They just had a straight up giant squid in the lake and everyone was cool about it.
How did it even get there
au where sirius is with lily when her water breaks and they can’t get ahold of james and sirius is panicking and running around breathing heavily trying to get himself together bc his best friend’s wife is going into labor right before his eyes and meanwhile lily is waiting at the front door with her bag and a slight smirk on her face
After like 20 minutes of “DID I PACK YOUR TOOTH BRUSH DID I PACK MY/JAMES’/THE BABY’S TOOTHBRUSH?? OH WAIT THE BABY WONT HAVE TEETH” Lily is finally like “get a fuckin move on u nerd”
at one point he yells “I’M NOT READY TO BE A FATHER” and lily is like “sirius this isn’t your baby”
and he goes “PUH-LEASE LILY THIS IS EVERYONE’S BABY”